EL PEZ? EL PESCADO? WHATEVER.
IT’S DELICIOUS.
Welcome to The Drunken Fish / El Pescado Borracho.
We know "Pescado" means dead fish. We screwed up the translation, but we nailed the recipe. Located steps from the Emiliano Zapata Mercado, we are your go-to for a funny, fast, and affordable British-inspired lunch. Come in, have a laugh, and finish a plate of Proper Fish & Chips before your grocery shopping goes bad.
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Hours: Tuesdays-Saturdays 11Am to 6Pm Location: 534 Lázaro Cardenas 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Fresh brews await you.
Brew. Breathe. Be. ✤
◭ Calm. Cozy. Free.
Rooted Traditions
Rooted in tradition, our journey began with a humble passion for coffee and a commitment to craft passed down through generations.
Coffee Craft
We believe every bean has a purpose—from careful sourcing to thoughtful roasting, each one is a promise of quality and character.
Together Always
We’re more than a coffee shop—we’re a gathering place where stories are shared, friendships brewed, and everyone feels at home.
Brew
Bold Flavorful Cups
Pastries
Smooth Creamy Sips
Shake-Ups
Robust Energizing Shots
Sips
Chilled Invigorating Drinks
✤ MASTER PIECE ✤
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Place of Origin
Panama
home of Geisha beans
Guatemala
home of Geisha beans
Yemen
ancient, winey coffee origin
Tanzania
bright fruit-forward profile
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